Natalie Stovall. The Only Known Person To Stand Up To Chuck Norris and Live

January 26th, 2012

Want to know how awesome our show was tonight at Indiana University East? Let me show you a snippet of what’s happening on twitter right now from the students… (I can’t stop laughing)

@NatalieStovall invented pita chips. #nataliefacts

@NatalieStovall is the closest living relative to the “Velociraptor” #nataliefacts

@NatalieStovall can play a fiddle so hot she once burnt the Devil. She did win a platinum fiddle though. #nataliefacts

The people of Guam were so amazed by @NatalieStovall’s hair, they named her their Queen.

@NatalieStovall ‘s hair is a legal resident of Japan. Voting rights and all. #nataliefacts

@NatalieStovall can speak Spanish in German #nataliefacts

@NatalieStovall ‘s preferred method of transportation is by grizzly bear. #ridesitlikeahorse #tennesselife #nataliefacts

The only sound Helen Keller can hear is @NatalieStovall’s violin

The only thing the honey badger gives a s*!t about is @NatalieStovall

@NatalieStovall ‘s only weakness is take home boxes. It’s like fiddler kryptonite. #nataliefacts

@NatalieStovall ‘s music is so powerful, it traversed time and brought down the Berlin Wall. #nataliefacts

@NatalieStovall doesn’t sleep, she rosins her bow #andwaits

@NatalieStovall once put skittles in alphabetical order #nataliefacts

@NatalieStovall ‘s hair contains a smaller, just as talented musician. #nataliefacts

@NatalieStovall doesn’t believe in Canada #conspiracytheory

@NatalieStovall is The Batman. #whysoserious #nataliefacts

@NatalieStovall doesn’t roll in the deep. She takes her time and walks. #nataliefacts

@NatalieStovall is only the second person to set fire to the rain #nataliefacts

@NatalieStovall not only beat the Devil, she kicked Johnny’s ass as well. #nataliefacts

@NatalieStovall it’s responsible for the Cookie Monster’s Addiction

@NatalieStovall once got so amped at a show, she punched the front row

@NatalieStovall is the smallest person in Indiana.

@NatalieStovall sang for the President once. He now consults her about important decisions. #nataliefacts

The sight of @NatalieStovall, turned @jclapp0 straight. #nataliefacts

@NatalieStovall once put out a fire. Using only Gasoline. #nataliefacts

@NatalieStovall is what Willis was talking about. #nataliefacts

If @NatalieStovall’s Violin were an angry bird, there would be only one level. #nataliefacts

@NatalieStovall doesnt have cases for her fiddles. She stores them in her hair. #nataliefacts

@NatalieStovall can turn two wrongs into a right #nataliefacts

@NatalieStovall is the only known person to stand up to chuck Norris and live #nataliefacts

@NatalieStovall ‘s music is what brought Osama out from hiding… #nataliefacts

@NatalieStovall harnessed the the Sun. She wears it on her head as a trophy. #nataliefacts

Motorcycles wear helmets when @NatalieStovall rides them. #nataliefacts

@NatalieStovall her hair is so strong it is used to cut diamonds. #nataliefacts

They had the best green room for us ever. Complete with “extra special” bananas for Joel’s banana habit, Valentine’s candy, Gerbera Daisies (my FAVORITE!). IUE Flip flops, sweatshirts, t-shirts, and even a scarf… you name it! What a great night.

We <3 You IUE! And SAAT for bringing us to campus!

Peace. Love. Fiddle.
~natalie

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